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Famous Bruce and Brittney Sayings

"Everything good about you is everything" (Brittney)
"I am the Dam Expert" (Bruce)
"I am the phone hooker" (Brittney) Let me explain. I was talking about hanging up the phone on the hook. I don't really know how this one came about
"I guess I am just weird!" (Bruce)
"I know I haven't been teaching for long, but I pretty much know everything" (Brittney)
"I'm surprised I didn't marry myself, I'm so annoying" (Brittney)
"I've never had grape jelly before" (Bruce)
"Maybe you're a plant! Maybe you're growing in the bath tub" (Brittney)
"Oh no! I'm dead!" (Bruce)
"See, I'm just as weird as you are" (Brittney)
"We should help out our fellow dead" (Brittney)
"What? You're pants are on?" (Brittney)
"With a husband like me I'm surprised you don't have more odd days" (Bruce)
"You are eating in your clothes?" (Brittney)
We were reading aloud the play The Miracle Worker in 8th grade Language Arts. I was asking for volunteers to read parts. One of the parts listed was simply called "man". Without thinking, I blurted out, "I need a man!" You can imagine the reaction of my class members after this was said. With great finesse, I recovered nicely and continued with the lesson. This one had to make the list though.

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